If you were attentive at about 9.40 on Christmas morning and were watching BBC1 you might have spotted my brief amphibious debut as Mr Jeremy Fisher in Peter Rabbit’s Christmas Tale. If you have small children or are an ardent Dan Chambers fan you still have 6 days left to catch it on iPlayer.

My auto correct has a hard time allowing me to capitalise the “p” in iPlayer. It also insists that it’s name is auto correct rather than autocorrect. And the native WordPress app for Android is horrible.