1. I’m going to see the Jonathan Ross show recorded tonight – Roger Moore’s being interviewed on it, and his PA Gareth Owen invited me along. Oo namedropper! I think he’s publicising the release of his autobiography.
2. When non-coffee drinkers make you a cup of coffee, they always fill the cup only halfway. The correct response to this is “tide gone out?”
3. If women are so good at multi-tasking, why are there so few female jugglers?
Maybe I would have found more if Moderate Safesearch was turned off.
UPDATE: I have since found out that I get a mention in Roger’s autobiography – on page 298! I’m chuffed to bits.